Welcome to the world wide web page of cult internet car wreck Betamax9X (above). I write about stuff that could be real.
I also sometimes do live streams of bad fanfiction writing where I ruin your favourite things. Or play 16-bit video games and Countdown Vampire rip-offs like Resident Evil. My Twitch profile can be found above.
A Portrait of Bavaria
A mysterious man sits in a cafe to meet an even more mysterious business associate.
Every Day is Like Sunday
An extract from a story that doesn't exist. A man and a young woman on the run stop off at an abandoned coastal town long since closed down.
A Nostalgic Play Through Fictitious Fairways
I write about video game levels as if they were golf courses. This edition is about the Green Hill Golf Course, Hole #1.
My stories have got drama, romance and a bit of action! But most of all, I write some damn good fanfiction!
Steve Rogers, Captain of Coffee
Retirement from all the danger and demands of being a superhero seemed like a good idea at the time.
The Fantastic Frauds
A reinterpretation of Episode 1 of the Fantastic Four animated show, where I paint them out to be the bad guys instead.
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Last updated on April 28th, 199X