Apr 28, 199X
by Rudiger MacLeod
The future of a popular party games night is facing uncertainty due to a lack of attendance in recent weeks.
FrenchToastPlease's World Famous Jackbox Fridays has been a mainstay on the world wide web for a number of years. During its peak, viewers queued up in their droves in order to play trivia games, draw inappropriate images on t-shirts or write niche, polarizing in-jokes on Quiplash.
The host has been adamant that he has no intention on pulling the plug on the show permanently, but said it has been a challenging period for the show.
Former champion "Mean" Gene the Supreme was saddened at the decline but remained hopeful that it would carry on in some form, saying, "I'm just happy to take part with my friends."
Recently, due to a lack of viewership, FrenchToastPlease began an impromptu Mario Paint session, which was well-received. With a viewer request system, the host wowed the audience with splendid artwork such as a picturesque Star Fox vignette, a dog in a shirt and a tribute to the recently-cancelled Steamed Hams.
Toast's handiwork was hailed for his graceful paint strokes and mastery of Mario Paint. There are hopes that the night, since dubbed "Mario-Piece Theatre" will return.
Radio disk jockey and World Wrestling Federation hype man Todd Pettengill praised Mr Toast for his improvisation, calling him "The Bob Ross of the Attitude Era".
Pettengill then went on to say that while the night ultimately did not bring in any new viewers as had hoped, "Toast was so good, if he had been promoting last-minute buys of a wrestling pay-per-view, I'd have definitely bought it!"